In The Valley - Day 5

Jodie answered the door; it was Rob.
"Where in the hell have you been? I've been all alone all day thanks to you." It was dark and she squinted in the porch light. Her hair was half put up, like when she slept.
"Nice pajamas," remarked Rob, in a particularly strange way.
"Seriously Rob. Where did you go?"
"Well, John and I were star gazing on Mack Hill, next to the valley, you know? We saw what we thought was a a shooting star, but it was getting bigger and bigger and moving faster and faster towards us. Then everything around us was aflame with light, and it crashed in to the valley. But it didn't make any noise or rumble the ground. Obviously we went to investigate when-"
"What was it?"
"Hold on, just let me tell it! We went to check it out and when we got close to where it landed, and there was just this big molten hole in the ground, like it went straight through, and then we saw the bear. It was staring at us, and was standing next to the hole. It walked up to us, took of it's sunglasses, and said 'Dear occupants of this land, I halfgastle you.' John said 'What the fu-' before he finished the bear mauled him and dragged him down the red hole. I ran all the way home. and I'm really wigged out right now. Can we kiss?"
"Was it an alien?"
They kiss.