In The Valley Nineteen

Jodie answered the door; it was Rob.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? I'VE BEEN ALONE AND BLEEDING LIKE THE WITCHES' CRACKED HEART OF STOOOOONE" Jodie growled.
Rob headbutted the door into splinters, splitting his skull wide open to reveal a metal brain. Blood seeped from his eyes like tears.
"I WAS RUNNING FROM DEATH AS THE DARK LORD WAS BOILED IN THE ROTTING SUN." Rob yelled into Jodie's face. he pulled a knife from his cloak and slid it across her belly. Blood gushed from her wound.
"DID THE BLOOD RED MOON SHINE DOWN ON YOUR HORRID PASSAGE?" Jodie gargled around a mouthful of maggots.
"IT DID INDEED MY FEARFUL VOYAGE WAS A LITANY OF TORRID SUCCESSES." Rob coughed up bile as he spoke.
Tapeworms began plopping out of Jodie's open torso.
"WHAT WAS RETRIEVED FROM THE GOBLIN'S CASKET AS THE CATTLE WERE SLAUGHTERED?" Jodie inquired.
"I GOT MILK."
"FUCKING METAL."
They kiss